You want to stalk me? Okay then.
Hi I’m boring and I happen to be bored.
I am lame yet I can walk.
If you happen to be made of money, you could get me a pair of ticket to Mayday’s concert (and plane tickets too if necessary).
More random facts:
I can’t stand ugly fonts (i.e. Arial, size 12). They prevent me from doing work.
I have a nice colorful set of 20 pens.
I have 6 browsers installed (Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera, IE, RockMelt), Chrome being default.
I like my worksheets nice and dry. No, not crumpled. Please, no.
Spongebob is my best friend. Sorry, Patrick.
I don’t air at 7 pm on weekdays on Channel 8.